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Let’s just say there are things that you don’t want to see people doing, especially in public. I mean things that you expect them to do at home or somewhere private where no one can witness the event. Seeing such things would disgust anyone, anywhere….anytime.

First…we must follow a rule. It’s stated as follows: Keep the boogers in your nostrils unless it’s halfway out. No need to be digging them out if they’re tightly snugged between your nose hairs! No one wants to see you digging up to your second knuckle!!! I mean come on now!!!

I don’t want to be seeing anyone on Interstate 94 digging for moonrocks while trying to lane change! That’s just a major distraction for everyone on the road!! Let’s keep the bats in the cave until they are ready to come out or if it’s safe for them to be taken out. By safe, I mean, when you have a tissue in one hand, four walls, and a closed door surrounding you.

It’s also nice to have a safe place to put those gold nuggets that you have freshly dug up. A trash can or newspaper will be good enough. Just make sure it’s completely covered! No one, and I mean no one…wants to see a dried up nugget on the wall or on the bus seat! I mean come on!!! Please keep your treasures to yourself!!! I have no use for it and I don’t think the person sitting next to you is interested.

So the next time you plan to dig for that nugget or moon rock or want to free that bat from your cave…stay off interstate 94…so I don’t see you!

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ps…please don’t take this to the heart…

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Dig as much as you want. I don’t mind!!! I promise!